September 25, 2019
If you like your trash along with some sass, Hefty has a new limited-edition line of garbage bags that you’ll fancy. Featuring 20 unique sayings and aimed at a Millennial demographic, the trash bags communicate everything from a “Mean Girls” allusion “I’m not a regular bag, I’m a cool bag;” to, well, sexual innuendos like “Tie me up.”
The scent-free, 13-gallon bags retail for $5.49, the same cost as regular Hefty Ultra Strong, and are currently available on a first-come, first-served basis. Business Insider reports. The bags can be purchased online on the not-so-subtly titled website, HeftyCostsLessThanGlad.com.
“At Hefty, we’re always looking to be an affordable option for all your trash needs,” Jen Varela, senior brand manager at Reynolds Consumer Products, said in a statement.”The Hefty brand enjoys bringing both strength and humor to our consumers, so we wanted to create a product that showed off our personality and gave consumers something to smile about while taking out the trash.”
Among the phrases on the bags are the following:
- Who you callin’ trash?
- I’m so trashy
- You want a piece of me?
- Bag full of ca$h
- Feed me tacos & tell me I’m pretty
- Full of hopes & dreams
- Burnt dinners & takeout containers
- Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!
- Feeling like garbage today
- Cherish your dreams, trash the rest
- I’ve got 99 problems but trash ain’t one
- It’s what’s on the inside that counts
- I’m not a regular bag, I’m a cool bag
- Swiped left
- In time-out
- Same time next week?
- Oh, this old thing?
- Heavyweight champ
- Tie me up
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